Dear Seattle

March 23, 2010 at 8:27 am (Poetry)

Dear Seattle,
I hate you
You and your tall buildings made of steel and glass
Your bum ridden streets
And alleyways that smell of piss and vomit

You, Seattle, the melting pot of Washington State
With your sleazy foreign old men
Who reek of beer and cigarettes
Who think they’ve still got it “going on”

Fuck you, Seattle
And your passive aggressive ways
Fuck you and your parks littered with alcoholics and heroin-addicts
Forget your clubs and pubs
Your romantic cowboys
Enlightened hippies
And your dreamy emo kids

Dear Seattle,
I will not miss you